21 Shots

Are you proud to be an American?





















He was.

Big Number 20

If I could eat alota pie even if I would die in the sky where ponies fly with little blue butterflies.

Number 19

How much is too much?

Number 18

Why is it that the world refuses to accept craisins for the fruit that they are?

Number 17

How come more people aren't aware of the phenomenon that is The Banana Chip?

Number 16

Is cleverer a word?

Number 15

Do video game titles get more clever than Nintendogs?

Number 14

What was Europe counting down to?

Number 13

Which came first; man or Fabio?

Number 12

How many armless people would it take to screw in a light bulb?

Number 11

What kind of tiger has a blue nose?

Number 10

What would you do if you were super small?

"I will tell you what I would do, I would rule a tiny vile empire! All of my flea warriors would take over a mud puddle! Will you help me in my up coming assault? Great! Meet me in the conference room at 4:00. You will be a great help to us solder! So, first we will gather our troops, then we will start our journey to the mud puddle. commander, we have received signals of mud monsters headed towed our troops! Don’t worry sergeant we have far more troops then them. But sir there is over 5,000 of them! Holy warhead we are out numbered. But we have the best man in the business, Johnny apple cheese!"

Numer 9

What is the most important thing about a video game?

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Number 8

What is the most important thing about a hockey stick?

Number 7

How much masturbation is too much?

Number 6

Has a giraffe ever died by hanging?

Number 5

How much wood could Samuel L. Jackson chuck if Samuel L. Jackson could chuck wood?





















Trick question.
Samuel L. Jackson can chuck wood. Samuel L. Jackson can do whatever the fuck he wants.

Number 4

What the fuck does a duck-billed platypus sound like?

Number 3

Did Al Borland ever not have a beard?

Number 2

What is the meaning of Life Cereal?

Number 1

If one person owned the whole world, would there be any fences?