Monday, December 18, 2006

Number 15

Do video game titles get more clever than Nintendogs?

Number 14

What was Europe counting down to?

Number 13

Which came first; man or Fabio?

Sunday, December 17, 2006

Number 12

How many armless people would it take to screw in a light bulb?

Saturday, December 16, 2006

Number 11

What kind of tiger has a blue nose?

Friday, December 15, 2006

Number 10

What would you do if you were super small?

"I will tell you what I would do, I would rule a tiny vile empire! All of my flea warriors would take over a mud puddle! Will you help me in my up coming assault? Great! Meet me in the conference room at 4:00. You will be a great help to us solder! So, first we will gather our troops, then we will start our journey to the mud puddle. commander, we have received signals of mud monsters headed towed our troops! Don’t worry sergeant we have far more troops then them. But sir there is over 5,000 of them! Holy warhead we are out numbered. But we have the best man in the business, Johnny apple cheese!"

Numer 9

What is the most important thing about a video game?

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Number 8

What is the most important thing about a hockey stick?

Thursday, December 14, 2006

Number 7

How much masturbation is too much?

Number 6

Has a giraffe ever died by hanging?

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Number 5

How much wood could Samuel L. Jackson chuck if Samuel L. Jackson could chuck wood?





















Trick question.
Samuel L. Jackson can chuck wood. Samuel L. Jackson can do whatever the fuck he wants.

Number 4

What the fuck does a duck-billed platypus sound like?

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Number 3

Did Al Borland ever not have a beard?

Number 2

What is the meaning of Life Cereal?

Number 1

If one person owned the whole world, would there be any fences?